Something to laugh about (:

[Zara]

a pakistani couple are walking out of a divorce court. the woman is crying her heart out. the man says, "For God's sake, stop crying... we're still cousins"



husband and wife were driving past a zoo.
husband says: relatives of urs?
wife says: yeah. my in-laws!

haha SCORE!

"i know i'm not going to understand women.
i'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it
onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be
afraid of a spider."

[Halimah]

husband and wife were driving past a zoo.
husband says: relatives of urs?
wife says: yeah. my in-laws!

I like this one.